My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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