I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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