Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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