ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
