Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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