Your tits are I can't wait for
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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