BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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