Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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