Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
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if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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