Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This couple is walking their pig around campus
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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