What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize