I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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