it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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