She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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