Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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