butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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