I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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