Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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