You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Randomize
