Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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