i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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