How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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