And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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