found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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