your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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