are you so shy because you have an std?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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