Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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