just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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