You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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