Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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