I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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