Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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