Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
