Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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