don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
