Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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