? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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