are you so shy because you have an std?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Panties = found
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