wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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