your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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