You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Damn victory sex feels great
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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