yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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