This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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