Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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