This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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