Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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