So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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