right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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