You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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