Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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