I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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