Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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