He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.